Spankdaddy, isn't it "The Hairless Hairbrush" -by Pookie/Otkforu?
It starts like that:
Hello, my name is Felix Goody. I am a nice, large, oval hairbrush, sporting a lovely red handle. I am made of the finest hard plastic money can buy. I was meant to brush hair. Short, curly hair. Long, silky locks. Short, straight, frizzy or thinning. I don't care!!! As long as I AM BRUSHING HAIR!!!! Oh, excuse me, I am yelling. How impolite. Well, I am sure you will forgive me when you discover my sad fate. A few months ago (it seems like YEARS now!), I was hanging around the discount store waiting to be bought. Actually, I was hanging around in a double pack with my disgusting friend, Oscar (more about HIM later), just hoping to be purchased. When what did I spy? Why just the most perfect family in the world. A mother and father, along with their adorable, little 12 year old daughter, Anne Marie. Both mom and daughter had the most beautiful, long golden hair and dad had a thick dark mane himself. Not a Rogaine user among the bunch! Of course, repulsive old Oscar was checking out other parts of the family, which I will NOT go into! Well, my heart just soared when Daddy picked us up and announced, "Well, we certainly could use these." Little did I know I was descending into HELL!
If this is the one, I can send it to you.
KJM |