njrick:
I'm a firm believer in research. When you're ready to be researched-upon, you can find me in the Authors' Lounge.
A simple reader such as i being granted access to the hallowed halls and corridors of the Authors Lounge, with all of its centuries old history, ancient rituals and customs, its initiation rites and rumours of sacrifices to the literary Gods on high.
Research suggests mere mortals are never granted such a honour, even if it is to aid 'global' warming