Staying warm this Winter

It occurred to me this evening that, with the fear of astronomical heating bills this winter, the government could recommend spanking to everyone as an economical and eco-friendly way to keep warm. The spankee would be nicely warmed up by being spanked and the spanker would get warm through delivering the spanking.

Katie, your idea may have merit. Once back in the 1990's I left club 'Paddles.' The temperature late-night was minus ten and the majority of me was very cold even with a full-face wool mask. However, as I walked the cab, my bottom was warm and toasty from a night of fun.

Winter spankings may even have more important consequences. See the scientific explanations in my story "The Cookie Thaw Effect" (sorry for the self-plug!).

In 1976 the UK had a severe drought and the government through the National Water Council somehow came up with the slogan “Save water, bath with a friend” Of course the brits thought this hilarious, and the slogan was soon on T shirts and bumper stickers.
Maybe the government can come up with a new slogan “Keep warm, Save energy, Spank a friend”

robert1950
That seems an excellent idea. The government are talking about going to the library (if they haven’t closed it) to get warm, as I suppose people did in the 1930s. Now, a spanking library where you got really warm…

Alef
I’ve read that one. I recommend it to everyone else.

I think we should all tone it down a bit with the spanking. Think of global warming!

(I'll see myself out)

If necessary, we'll turn off the Norwegian gas supply to Europe to keep the spanking going.

"Butt" alas the spankee receiving the spanking would actually become colder, as spanking brings blood to surface of skin, thus losing body heat.

But don't let physiological facts stand in the way of fun times, perhaps if spankee put up some wriggling resistance the heat generated from that would offset the heat loss from spanking.

Research neeeds to be done, all in the name of public health of course.

I'm a firm believer in research. When you're ready to be researched-upon, you can find me in the Authors' Lounge.