Memorable Lines in Spanking Fiction

This is deliciously sinful.
And on par with it, for the weaker sex, HumbledBareBoy's:
“There are lots of boys out there, and they all need to be spanked. Most of them have done something naughty that merits punishment, while those that have not misbehaved YET have probably been thinking about it

Glagla,

You have, surely, omitted, that before the birching and snow or icy water you would have spent some time in the sauna so that you would be extremely hot, and snow and ice would be both inviting and soothing? It is a most delightful thing to do.

Geoffrey Stirling.

I have to admit there are several.one of my favorites is Seegee Same time every year "you're not the one getting bloody spanked!" I also thought several lines in New to Spanking were excellent . I think any of Chard or Philk have some great lines. Ruegirl also had several that I go back to over and over again especially in her PAYMENT DUE serial. There several authors that have used the line "I am going to give you a spanking when we get home,young lady." I find any line that does include anything about being taken over the knee is exciting to me.I think that each of us has a memorable line that excited us even if it is a simple line sometimes.Thanks and have a great day.
Jim

I can imagine some ladies uttering those lines while spanking the 'boys'.

Yeah, I've just realized the quote is incomplete for some reason (copying and pasting be damned!)... The full sentence will be:

"There are lots of boys out there, and they all need to be spanked. Most of them have done something naughty that merits punishment, while those that have not misbehaved YET have probably been thinking about it - as such, they too need spankings to keep them on the straight and narrow."

I think authoritative ladies should be the likely culprit too, but the author had other plans for the pairing as the second paragraph reads:

"Especially the most innocent-looking boys; after all, because they look so innocent, it is likely that the male authority figures in their lives have not realized they need spankings like any other boy. Therefore, it is extremely important not only to give them the usual spankings they need but also to make up for the ones they should have been getting but have not received yet."

This is maybe the M/f equivalent, from Part 1 of my story 'Lily in the House of Spank'. A spanked girl's brother is speaking:

'“Dad has this theory,” he explained. “He says that the terms ‘teenage girl’ and ‘needs spanking’ are practically synonymous. And that once a girl turns thirteen she should be spanked soundly and often, and always on the bare - just to keep her on the straight and narrow, stop her becoming an obnoxious little brat, and remind her what teenage girls' bottoms were made for."

As for memorable lines - I've always loved ruegirl's stories, and this is from her 'Training Session - Part 2':

"All those words we use - throbbing, blazing, burning, red-hot; they're wrong. I don't know the words for the sensations of the next few minutes, obviously spankees don't make dictionaries. Must have problems sitting down long enough to write them down."

Time to expand on the OP in this thread.

The question "Would you like to see her caned?" occurs in the second part of R.T. Mason's series known as the Balcombe Manor trilogy.

The words are spoken by Miss Sylvia Blackett, who owns and manages Balcombe Manor, an English country house. She addresses them to 45-year-old Roger Filton, who has enrolled his wife Annabel (aged 22) at the Manor for an eight-week training programme to educate her in "traditional femininity" and obedience.

Miss Blackett is an expert in education of this kind. She believes in old-school values, and that a wife should submit to her husband's authority. She provides training to up to four wives at any one time. The régime invloves regular canings, many delivered by the senior male servant, Gillman. Others are administered by a small group of gentlemen-disciplinarians who pay Miss Blackett for the privilege of "educating" the women.

At the end of her first week's training, Annabel receives a visit from her husband. Miss Blackett meets Roger to provide a progress report, during which she invites him to watch his wife being disciplined by Gillman.

At first taken aback by the invitation, Roger becomes fascinated at the prospect of watching Annabel being subjected to the cane.

The fact that he and Miss Blackett will view the spectacle through a two-way mirror, unknown to Annabel, increases his anticipation.

So, when Miss Blackett speaks the words "Would you like to see her caned?", the answer was always going to be in the affirmative.

And, as Hardcastle's illustration of the moment confirms, Roger was suitably impressed by the spectacle of Annabel's ordeal.

"I'll be spanked for the existential crime of being me."-----John Benson "Pure"

It speaks for itself.

I don't know where I first saw it, but I've seen it in several stories over the years.

"A red bottom is a happy bottom."