That All-Important Question...

I like my females that I spank to be mature and naughty. I love to raise their dress waist high, pull down their panties, knickers, or bloomers, {directoire knickers}, and either birch, or cane, their bare bottoms'

My vote for the most spankable female here in the United States, would be Sarah Palin. This delightful but very naughty woman, should be made to raise her dress, then I would pull her panties down, and cane that voluptous bare bottom of hers. Six or more of the very best strokes of the cane.

The word "delightful" would never enter into my description of her, but yes, certainly the cane. No reason to stop at six.

My sentiments exactly.

Favourite celebrity bottom: tennis player Ana Ivanovic. Big or small? Generally big, but small and pert can be delightful. Big should also be firm. Personally, I love the combination of big arse with sensitive, intelligent face giving quite a different message - like my favourite teacher!

Full,and feminine is my preference.

I don't know what it is about Sarah Palin (possibly the specs), but she always seems to me like she'd make an awesome spanker.

Maybe I'm wrong, but the most beautiful bottom in the world belongs to the lady who happens to be across my knee.

IMHO she would too, I'll bet she could really 'go to town' with a hairbrush or paddle on a bare behind (male or female) upturned across her lap.

Ann Coulter, the ultraconservative author, would also probably be a terrific spanker--I think she'd be quite proficient with a razor strop or tawse, before finishing up her victim OTK with her hairbrush or perhaps an oval-shaped lexan paddle.

After being walloped by either of those two ladies, though, I'd need a similar bare-assed blistering from Hillary Clinton--to 'catch up' the stinging heat on my left buttcheek so my posterior would be blazing evenly after it was all over... --C.K.