College admissions bribery cost

With all the news of the US college admissions bribery scandal, I can't help but think a few public spankings would be a more appropriate sentence than prison time or fines. I just can't settle on an appropriate sentencing scale. Anyone have any ideas?

I like this idea very much. I think a blend of paddling and caning is in order for the parents.

Whatever produces the highest-pitched squeals should suffice for all concerned, with the undergraduate beneficiaries required to deal out, as a special addendum to the Commencement ceremony (if indeed they make it), a number of swats commensurate to the bribe to their parents and faculty. As a consolation, the offender hitting the highest note should receive a commemorative scroll, tied with red ribbon.

I like that TEM ! I was originally thinking that this should be a switching as they were switching places with a more truthfully qualified candidate, but given that at least one was from a rowing scam, a paddle on their posteriors would be more appropriate.

Actually, on second thoughts, they must now be a bit strapped for cash.

But their misdeeds can't be (hair)brushed away that easily...

Can misdeeds such as this be swatted away with just a one spanking or caning? Whatever pun ish ment that is ordered should be a series in major cities around the country with the bare bottoms for each. On second thought why limit the punishments to major cities. How about local county fairs and fund raisers for the High School Band. That should strike a high note. RK

I feel there should be that type punishment for many crimes and various misdemeanors but oh dear, we're too civilized. Let's just wring our hands and sigh while the world blows up before our very eye.

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

....and Nero fiddled while Rome burned. ...presumably one handed.

gail

One hand is enough to give a good spanking!