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TheWolfWithin
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#1 | Posted: 13 Jun 2018 17:59
Spanking is a lot of fun and an intoxicant, but it's nice to have a drink sometimes. Check out these brews with a spanking theme. It's a true novelty act.

Spanking Chewie - CKJ Brewery
untappd.com

It has a picture of Darth Vader spanking Chewbacca on the label.


SPANK - Smuttynose
beer advocate.com

It has SPANK in big white letters on the label. You'll definitely let your intentions known walking around with this in your hand.


Rosy Cheeks - Direct Beers
pumpclipparade.co.uk

Has a picture of a woman's bottom ready to be spanked on the label


Does anybody know of any others?

PhilK
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#2 | Posted: 14 Jun 2018 11:50
There's a German Mosel wine called Krover Naktarsch - 'Naktarsch' meaning 'naked arse' - whose label always shows a man spanking one of a trio of small boys on his bare bottom. This is supposed to be the vintner who, according to the legend, caught the boys helping themselves to his wine.

lesliejones
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#3 | Posted: 14 Jun 2018 13:56
Certainly this is not a drink but I don't know if we've taken notice here of the most obvious commercial reference to spanking, which is the shapewear-control garment (I love those euphemisms for "girdle"!), namely, Spanx. The obvious etymological connection is never mentioned by either the company (for obvious reasons) or those writing about its huge success (less obvious). The clear subliminal theme is that wearing a garment like this to flatten your stomach and make you look shapelier is like getting a hard spank on your rear end.
As with most such messages, it is far more effective and less likely to arouse objection when left unsaid but understood by its senders.

brodiejlb
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#4 | Posted: 14 Jun 2018 22:46
The Northern French brewery Brasserie Gayant produces a blonde beer called "La Fessée Triple - La Punition Houblonnée" which has on its label a pretty young woman spanking a grey haired gent who she holds across her knee. There is a pink print of her palm on his bare buttock. A strong brew, too, with an alcohol content of 7.2%


Also in France is another blonde beer, L'Alsacienne which has another pretty blonde woman in traditional dress flashing her bare bottom on its label.

TheWolfWithin
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#5 | Posted: 15 Jun 2018 00:05
Thanks for the replies. I was able to look up both Krover Naktarsch and La Fessee Triple with success. I was able to track down a few more as well.

Smack My Ass - Lehman Beverage
wired.meraki.com

Tail Slap - Three Ranges Brewing
threeranges.com

Spanking Adolf - Sterling Times
Sterling Times.com
Has Adolf Hitler getting spanked on the label.

Bare Bottom Madness - Door County Brewing
beer advocate.com


lesliejones, now I want to spank a lady in Spanx! :D

mj2001
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#6 | Posted: 15 Jun 2018 03:20
PhilK:
here's a German Mosel wine called Krover Naktarsch - 'Naktarsch' meaning 'naked arse' - whose label always shows a man spanking one of a trio of small boys on his bare bottom. This is supposed to be the vintner who, according to the legend, caught the boys helping themselves to his wine.

Here's a webpage with a collection of what appears to be the Krover Naktarsch labels he's referring to.

http://web.archive.org/web/20080629121427/http://www.harukaze.net:80/~cat9tail/cat9ta il/INDEX-2/ITEM/DETAIL/FINEARTS/s_image/wine/wine.htm

Eric
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#7 | Posted: 16 Jun 2018 03:59
That La Fessee Triple is splendiferous, a younger lady spanking an older man, not something you see everyday unfortunately.

Often123
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#8 | Posted: 17 Jun 2018 07:22
Loved the illustration.
If I thought I would meet the younger lady spanking on that label it might be worth going to northern France. Besides, I like beer. Thanks to brodiejlb for bringing this to our attention.

PhilK
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#9 | Posted: 17 Jun 2018 13:55
brodiejlb:
Also in France is another blonde beer, L'Alsacienne which has another pretty blonde woman in traditional dress flashing her bare bottom on its label.

Even more delightfully, its full name is L'Alsacienne "sans culotte" (no panties). Here's the young lady in question - who definitely looks like she's inviting a spanking!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/FRANCE-Micro-Gamrinus-Mulhouse-lAlsacienne-Sans-Culotte-woma n-beer-label-C1676-/132658690817?oid=132619313419

TheWolfWithin
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#10 | Posted: 17 Jun 2018 19:35
If mixed drinks is more your style you can order a Spanking. It's made with cranberry juice and vodka or you can order a Spank That Ass which is banana liquor and Malibu rum.

 
 
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