Spanky Fairy Tales

I was thinking that Fairy Tales might be a fun challenge topic sometime. It's so easy to think of fairy tale characters who need (or who might get, despite not really needing) a good spanking!

I've submitted a retelling of Little Red Riding Hood into the queue right now so hopefully it will be accessible in the next few weeks. Let's just say that the Big Bad Wolf would rather Beat her than eat her.

That's a really good idea! My entries would suck, it's totally outside any of my talents, but I would enter anyway because it's fun. Yours would for sure be among the best ones though; fairy tale and fantasy spankings seem to be a specialty of yours. Your story Old Raff is still one of my very favourites.

(Heeeyyyyyy, wait a minute...)

I've written three - Snow White, Cinderella and Little Red Riding Hood - under the titles 'Spanky Fairy Tales 1, 2 and 3'. Check 'em out, folks! (Shameless plug.)

Cool, @Phil, I will check them out. (guess my forum thread title was not so original after all!) And yes, my Old Raff is inspired by Little Red Riding Hood, though it is not a direct retelling of that story. And I do have a Cinderella sitting half-brewed in my pile of story ideas that I have only written little bits of. So, yeah, maybe it is self-interest that leads me to suggest it. But, hey, I wrote crappy F/M challenge entries which is really not my area of expertise at all. I can imagine Snow White either getting or giving spankings (two totally different takes on that one possible). Peter Pan and the Lost Boys getting spanked by Wendy. Pinocchio gets spanked for lying.... the genre is full of naughty possibility.

That brings to mind a verse from Tom Lehrer's song "Smut":

All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder
For filth, I'm glad to say, is in
The mind of the beholder
When correctly viewed
Everything is lewd
I could tell you things about Peter Pan
And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man

Grace Slick told us a few things about Alice in Wonderland.

Eric I'd say so.

I remember one about Snow White being spanked so that the queen's soldiers wouldn't find her by seeing her snow white bottom. I think there was also an Aladdin story where Aladdin had to keep spanking the genie (female of course) to make her powers work. Unfortunately I can't remember the names of the authors or the stories, but I know I did see them here on the Library.

Could we please have a tag for that, or do they go under "fantasy" as search criteria?

...and modesty forbids me from mentioning "The Tale of Gillian" which owes a tiny debt to fairy tales.