Went to see the new Star Wars movie last night! Spoiler atert! (sort of)

I went to see the new Star Wars movie last night. It was really enjoyable. If I had one criticism, it would be that the movie borrowed form earlier Star wars movies, especially A New Hope. OK, here is the spoiler, more of a prediction actually. Rey will turn out to be Luke's daughter. This is not revealed in the movie, but there are some clues. If you've seen the movie, who else could she be?

So Darth Vader's granddaughter? Not exactly the guy you want bouncing you on his knee or taking you to the zoo, is he?

Saw it last night, too. Best thing I've seen from the franchise since Empire. Nice to see a new story, one that we don't know the conclusion too. Also adore BB-8. You could just about hear the entire cinema go 'Awwww!' every time he appeared on screen.

I haven't seen it, but a reliable source told me that Kirk spanked Uhuru, Chewie spanked Chucky Cheese, Janeway spanked Picard, 7 of 9 spanked Luke, who turned around and spanked Han alone (I initially heard it was Han Solo, but that didn't make any sense). The WWE fighter formerly known as The Force spanked Worf, triggering a spanking contest between Lt. Data and CP3-0, which went on forever, since neither felt pain, and neither slowed down. Marvin the robot was depressed because nobody would spank him, but Zaphod gave one of his 2 heads to Trillan, who then spanked Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent. Then, JJ Abrams spanked Quentin Tarantino, and Katniss spanked everyone, much to everyone's delight. Then the planet collapsed into a Supernova, resurrecting Spock once again, and he gave a "fascinating" spanking to Princess Leia. Then, R2D2 said something which only CP3-0 understood (though Spock pretended he understood, because, you know, Vulcans are supposed to be smarter than humans, and robots too), and the Supernova collapsed into a Black Hole, leaving the Matt Damon character stranded on Mars, with no one to spank but himself, and his monkey. So that's what he did. The movie ended with all these BIG LETTERS fading away on the screen, and you could hear someone shouting "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night."

So, Star Wars was pretty much like I expected it to be.

And absolutely no heads were stuck in pigs presumably.

I wasn't disappointed by the film, but since Phantom Menace I've lowered my expectation for Star Wars movies. I have to agree that some of was meant to be a homage to the first movie felt very derivative.

As for her being someone's daughter, she knew her family. She never stopped thinking of them. Not to say that Luke couldn't have had a one night stand and knocked up a girl, but if she is her daughter that's going to be a stretch. Then again there were some plot holes in this movie, but it was much better than the prequels.

Rey 'thought' she knew her family. As did Leia believing Bail Organa was her father right up until she found out that he wasn't. If Rey isn't Luke's daughter there's going to be a lot 'splaining to do in VIII, and a lot of very upset fans.

The theories I am hearing on my end is that Rey isn't Luke's Daughter but the twin sister of Kylo Ren, who will bring him back form the dark side like Luke did Vader, I think it is one or the other, either his cousin or sister, I guess we will find out in the next movie.

They were pretty up front with Kylo Ren being Han and Leia's son, so I don't think they'll then try to play games like 'Aha! We fooled you all, she's really Kylo's sister!' Making Luke and Leia twins already pushed that credibility envelope to breaking point. Alan Dean Foster worked very closely with Lucas on A New Hope and if you read his sequel Splinter of the Minds Eye, he had no idea that Luke and Leia were related, it appears to be something Lucas decided on after he'd made the first film, although I would have liked it if he'd followed up on his original idea of making Lars Owen, Ben's brother. I tend to subscribe to the fan theory that Luke and Leia were in fact Ben's kids and not Anakin's at all. I kind of wonder if Leia suspected that, too. She did name her son Ben after all.