Butt lamp

Hey, Christmas is just around the corner (hint, hint):

http://www.dailydot.com/technology/slap-it-ass-lamp/

Nice!!! I love it.

Definitely a conversation piece! Much bigger than I expected.

I DO hope that one of the "10 different hues" is bright red!

Just what I was thinking. It's rather expensive but I'm tempted. The perfect bedside lamp.

I thought at first the title referred to a lamp for illuminating the butt. It reminded me of when I had an in-depth medical a few years ago. The final stage was a "digital rectal examination" (well. everything's digital these days, isn't it?). After I'd removed my pants and laid on the bed, the doctor lowered a large angle-posie lamp over my bottom, so he could better see what he was doing. It struck me that there was something rather erotic about such a lamp, and I would include one in a spanking story, but I'd forgotten about it until now.

Funny. But lest others get the wrong idea about "digital", in the case of a digital rectal exam, the "digit" in question is the doctor's gloved finger. I don't know why the doctor even needed a lamp, since the exam is basically in braille...

"It has an inhumanly pale white color and there's no defining element that points to it being either male or female—it's simply an ass."

I'm sorry, but what sort of reviewer cannot tell the difference between the male and female nether regions by shape alone?

I would say a blind reviewer Goodgulf. In answer to your question.

And in case of the lamp: it would be a nice piece for a mancave.
Imagine the look on the faces of your friends when you whack what they think is a statue of a butt and it starts to give light. Funny

It would be even funnier if the 'Butt Lamp' if it flashed a red colored light to your guest.