The Great British Spank-Off?

Or how about one of the male contestants being spanked otk by Mary Berry ? revealing a kinky side to her innuendos in the program !i

This thread reminds me that I've been wanting to do a protracted kitchen scene for some time.

Wooden spoon, spatula, and cutting board. Rub some oil on the bottom to make it attractively shiny, and to amplify the sting. Maybe put a stick of ginger to good use as well.

Absolutely not - Paul Hollywood is the living embodiment of a man who does not understand the difference between dominant (very attractive) and domineering (deeply unattractive). He is arrogant in exactly the wrong way for me and provokes only a deep desire to avoid him.

But is he acting a persona for the purposes of the TV show?
The two judges have a job to do in separating the skills of the contestants and it looks as if they are doing the good cop/bad cop thing to add tension. He is fulsome in his praise when something is baked well.