Fulgur:
Well, they were on the spot -- and I was at Reykjavík at the time, so I tried to write it in, I only had around 10 minutes to make them before leaving the hostel
Not bad for 10 minutes - though in fact most of mine tend to be spontaneous. But there's a lot to be said for revision after the event....
On a recent visit to southern France, I was interested to see a sign to a small town called Issanka...
There's a sassy young brat from Issanka
Whose boyfriend decided to spank her.
Said her mother, "Don't rush -
I'll fetch my hairbrush!"
For which the young man had to thank her.