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	kdpierre Author USA Posts: 692	#11 \| Posted: 15 May 2015 03:53
opb Thank you for a good chuckle with which to end my day.

	cindy2 Author USA Posts: 132	#12 \| Posted: 15 May 2015 19:10
I have bruises in my forehead from running into walls.

	Graves94 Author USA Posts: 98	#13 \| Posted: 15 May 2015 19:11
kdpierre: BTW if May is Masturbation Month, should June be Eyesight Awareness Month? Just as Mother's Day was invented by the flower and greeting card people, Masturbation Month was likely invented by the optometrists and barbers union. (Think of the money they make shaving palms.)

	kdpierre Author USA Posts: 692	#14 \| Posted: 15 May 2015 20:37
Graves94 Ahhh....the "Case of the Hairy Hand"!

	cindy2 Author USA Posts: 132	#15 \| Posted: 16 May 2015 14:58
Speaking of greeting card people Graves, I was in the store yesterday to select a birthday card and came upon a card which said on the front, "You Jerk" and when I opened it up it said, "Off, I hope you're enjoying International Masturbation Month."

	kdpierre Author USA Posts: 692	#16 \| Posted: 16 May 2015 15:20
cindy2 LOL, based on your 'wall-bumping' confession, I'm surprised you saw it at all.

	myrkassi Author Scotland SUBSCRIBER Posts: 660	#17 \| Posted: 17 May 2015 01:41
I've actually found the theme tune for this! 'Masturbation - It's OK' by The Wetspots (they also do one called 'Smack my Bottom' in case we ever get a month of our own).

	Petespankboy Member England Posts: 69	#18 \| Posted: 17 May 2015 08:31
We could always have Flagellation Fortnight ! Don't know I could do a whole month of spanking ! Mind you callouses on the palm of my hand from all this masturbation, yet alone how sore my todger is !! LOL

	cindy2 Author USA Posts: 132	#19 \| Posted: 18 May 2015 17:48
Myrkassi, I checked the Wetspots' clip "Smack my Bottom" out on the web and the female singer invites someone from the audience to participate and a female audience member--Shoshanna--eagerly consents and goes up and first spanks the singer's bottom in time to the music and then has her own bottom spanked in time to the music. Great fun.

	yankee Member USA SUBSCRIBER Posts: 324	#20 \| Posted: 21 May 2015 02:02
Never heard todger before Pete. A smile. Enjoy your comments cindy 2. LOL

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