Rumpology - The Seat of Knowledge

I think they just enjoy seeing bottoms. I agree with Janine. A tough job, but someone has to do it!

This thread reminds me of the day back in fifth grade when I was told that FBI was an acronym for Female Bum Inspector

Bendover, I wouldn't be surprised if a number of LSF members would be willing to hang out their shingles as Rumpologists.

If i had known this exists, i would have majored in that.

I have yet to see a Rumpology shingle hanging outside the door in any swanky neighborhood in a major city anywhere on this planet. But from now on I will be on the lookout and take the opportunity to enter and collect all the brochures available and report back. Honest Injun!

Now there's a job worth having! LOL!

We sure didn't have that class when I was in college.

In Terry Pratchett's 'Discworld' he invented the profession of 'retrophrenologist' - while an ordinary phrenologist read a person's character traits from the various lumps and bumps on their skull, a Discworld retrophrenologist would claim to give the person whatever characteristics they desired by hitting them over the head with carefully graduated hammers in order to produce suitably placed lumps and bumps!

I think I'm going to hang out my shingle as the world's first practicing retrorumpologist - once I get a set of suitably graduated paddles and straps!

Almost as daft as homeopathy!

...but much more fun