mobile_carrot:
the asparagus is just kind of a green plate which justifies eating the butter and garlic
Indeed! I eat most green vegetables, but really only use them as a vehicle for coveying copious amounts of butter or cheese sauce to my mouth. Kind of defeats the 'healthy' aspect.
myrkassi:
most people's childhood revulsion against green veg is that they were so badly cooked
Agreed. When I was teaching, the school canteen provided a lovely Christmas lunch every year - lovely, that is, apart from the sprouts, which I am convinced they started boiling in November!