Regina:
A few years back, my husband and I viewed a spanking movie that was so bad, was a F/ M that we were laughing all the way through it. Was the last time we did that. If any one has a good movie please post it or send a message .
It isn't just spanking movies with bad acting/illogical plots although they seem to have a knack for it. Some of you older folks might remember this thing called Betamax that you watched on a VCR. Decades ago we were on a guy's weekend in a mountain cabin. They put on this porn movie that I wish I could remember the name of because it was absolutely the worst I've ever seen.
The dialog was inane and it was like they couldn't be bothered to put any effort into it. At one point a couple were driving along when there's a bang and he has to pull over to the side of the road. They get out of the car, they look down and he says 'oh no the tire is flat.' Except they couldn't even bother to let air out of the tire to make it look flat; it was still fully inflated. He doesn't have a jack with him so they're going to have to wait for someone to come along and help them. So that naturally means they have sex on the hood of the car while they're waiting. But then when they finished they just pulled their clothes back on, hopped in the car and drove off. WTF? Maybe Dobby the House Elf came along and fixed it for Master while he was screwing on top of the car?
That was the point when we decided to turn the volume off and provide our own (drunken) dialog which still probably made more sense than what was playing. It's sad that I've probably lost a more meaningful memory by having brain cells dedicated to remembering that fiasco.