Celebrity spankos

I was watching TV last night and a thought crossed my mind. I know it doesn't happen often, but there you have it.
I started wondering how many of the celebs on TV are one of us. In fact a few may be in our midst in the LSF. We'll never know.
Anyway, my spanko-radar is not great, so apart from the usual suspects of Liz Hurley, Jordan, Rhianna etc, has anyone spotted any tell-tale signs while glued to the box.
If I knew Judy Dench was a spanko I'd die a happy man. Those of you who know me will know the reason why.

I suppose its time to confess: I'm actually Jonny Depp.

Hahaha!
Nice one SNM

Hiya Dund, having seen the episode of 'Celebrity Juice' when Holly Willoughby was given a proper paddle and had to paddle another contestant, I have had dreams ever since! She seemed to know exactly how to use the paddle, she also seemed VERY happy using it. Her assistant was Kelly Brook and Kelly was dancing with joy each time the paddle landed, making me think she also loved every minute. Well I like to think both ladies are into it and at this moment they are driving to my house armed with their paddles <wg> Another lady I fancy as a spanko is Lorraine Kelly, she also paddled a man on a TV show and seemed to fit very well. In fact I think she may be in the car with Holly and Kelly, on their way here right this minute, I just realised, there are two Kelly's in the car! I hope I'm right!

Ooh! Good call titch. Three very sexy ladies who just might be into it. All three have lovely rear ends into the bargain. Lorraine Kelly lives quite close to me in Dundee. Hmmm, I wonder what I could do to upset her, or get her to upset me. Wink, wink

Hmm... if I had to had to venture into who I love to hear was a spanking would have to start with Jennifer Love Hewitt. I've always been attracted to female stars who tend to have more, shall we day "ample" derrieres. Kelly Clarkson, Melissa Joan Hart, Jenna Oy, etc. But by far my greatest spanko dream would have to be Helen Mirren. She just has a way about her that is so doggone sexy and a tush that is just begging to be swatted. I'd love for her to show up at my door dressed in a naughty school out, hair in pigtails and holding a paddle, complete with a note from the Headmaster about her errant behavior. I'm sorry, fellas, I need a moment to reflect.....

Dund I keep telling you that Kirsty Wark is the best Scottish female celebrity for you-or me for that matter.
Such presence and authority, if she can put a top politician in his place imagine what she could do for you!
One of the very few women I would gladly submit too, (not being a sub by preference)-but I could make an exception for her.
She still has a thing for showing off her legs and bum even though she's well into her 50s.
Also thank goodness no trace of cosmetic surgery.

We'll do that for you Dund' when we spank the Arabs in the cup semi-final.

I have no idea if she is or not, but in her role as "M", she certainly seems the type to be familiar with the application of the cane. Quite the stern taskmistress...

I think Alyson Hannigan of HIMYM might have some spanko tendencies. On both Buffy, the Vampire Slayer and HIMYM, she made several references to spanking and I believe she's engaged in some "roleplaying" with her husband Marshall (on the show). James Roday (Shawn) on "Psych", on at least one episode, swatted his girlfriend Juliet (Maggie Lawson) on the butt as she passed him a couple of times, eliciting a squeal from her. Although she'd likely be the one to spank him as he is far more childish and even bratty than she is. I've often thought that both Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu might be part of TTWD as well...

Mrs Dund, sorry Judy Dench and a cane. Homer Simpson style drool. Achch!