Playboy model's bruised bottom

Did you see the bruise on the Playboy model's bottom in the UK Sun today?
A golfer hit a stunt shot using her bottom as a tee.
Now I like to see a nice scarlet bottom as much as the next spanko, but that looks downright agony.
By the way, for the avatar police, I have sent one to Februs. Hope it works.

She's apparently suing Playboy for $500,000 in damages. Really?...Seriously?.. That bruise does look like it smarted a bit though.

That's one expensive bruise.

Saw an interview with Kendra Wilkinson and she felt that Ms. Dickson deserved that bruise. While it is a very impressive bruise, it is only on the one side. Perhaps Ms. Wilkinson could put Ms. Dickson over her knee and give her a matching one on the other side. Seeing that would be a whole lot better than watching her get the first one. Nice spank with the golf club, but ultimately very boring. One swing does all that damage. I would much rather see how long it takes Kendra's hand or hairbrush to inflict the same amount of damage on the other cheek. A much more appealing scene, I would think.

Thomas Bruns

Here, here.

Re: your Avatar, Dund93

"Is anything worn under the kilt?"

"Nae - 'tis all as good as new."

<Ker-Ching!>

first thing my wife said self inflicted .and I do agree

Hahaha.
Nice one guyde, but your Scottish accent needs a bit of work.

Arcane, I like the way you think. Lol

According to the story, the actor Kevin Kline was the one swinging the club and it was at a Playboy event of some kind, a party no doubt. I'm thinking there might have been alcohol involved as Miss Dickson didn't seen reluctant to be the "tee". It's like Dean Martin always said: "If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt"...