I'm writing a story about spanking happening at a modern institute, set in the modern world, and as I write it I'm reminded that I don't speak twitter. Nor do I do much texting, Is there any chance that someone who texts regularly could help me make some messages that sound like they are coming from first and second year university students?
The first one is a 20 year old girl (who lives at home) telling friends that her mother said she could spend two nights at the Harrington Institute. I've got the following series of tweets: "EEP! OMG! OMG! My mom just sed that I cn spend 2 night at Harrington! Maybe more! OMG!" "A van's coming 2 get m! NO JOKE OMG OMG!" "They R HERE! OMG I hear them dstairs!" "At door! OMG OMG O" "This is Heather's mother. After talking about her in regards to last night, we decided together that she should spend a few days there exploring things. She agreed to be picke" "Picked up by their outreach service and is now on her way there. Expect to hear from her when you hear from her. Or, in the alternative, some of you might be meeting her" "Meeting her sooner than you expect. Why does this thing stop before I'm finished typing?"
Now I think I nailed that last bit (someone who doesn't understand twitter), but I don't know about the others. Then there's: "OMG! Mom sed since I'm posting I cn join them! OMG! OMG.!" "OMG THEY'RE HERE!"
Later, someone taunts friends. She had a uniform from the institute, takes a selfie of herself wearing it and sends this message: "Hey Jen. U kno those lrs wh went 2 HI? Got a uniform! L @ this! #YOLO #Harrington #NSFW"
And a final text: "HELP! My aunt didn't pay the bill and they R cutting the net in 5 minutes. less now. No hot spots near, no minutes left, and over my data plan!"
So, can any social media savvy types help a dinosaur nail some dialogue? If so, thank you in advance.
Goodgulf |