It occurs to me that if The descendants were a story on LSF, instead of being a major motion picture, George Clooney's character would have waited until they got home, pulled down the pants of the character played by Shailene Woodley, turned her over his knee, and given her 20-30 swats across her bare bottom. Then he would have said something like, Is case there's any doubt in your mind, I just spanked you again. I'm going out to buy a paddle, and both you and your sister are going to get spanked for any misbehavior from now on." (In the course of the movie, both girls earned more than one spanking. Shailene's character, earned more than her younger sister, IMHO.) |