The taste of it

Sorry if you decide it's not the place to ask such a question, in which case Flopsy is rightly allowed to exercise her censure.
Still...I've been reading lots of porn novels and the one thing that disturbs me is this constant comment: "I love the taste of it". You know what "it" is.
I'd just like to know if that view is shared by all the women who happen to read this page. It'd be helpful since I don't want to die as an idiot.

I will be brave enough to answer you, but that does NOT mean that I am an expert on this subject! I have found that the taste of "it" varies. I have, in fact, loved it for certain people but not others. They say it depends largely on diet, that eating a lot of celery and fruit and/or drinking a lot of water has a positive effect. That seems to be true.

Well I'm not female but most of the women that I've talked to say that semen tastes salty or bitter, nothing especially good. Vegetarians seem to taste better than meat eaters and men who drink a lot of fruit juice, particularly pineapple juice, taste sweeter than others.

To me women don't taste strong at all, the odor may be pungent but the taste is rather bland. Of course I'm talking here about the physical taste, the activity itself is delightful.

There is even a pill called "Sweet Release" made from powdered fruit juice to improve the taste. Taken regularly the woman's pill supposedly makes her taste like citrus and the man's pill makes him taste like apple pie. What could be more American? Maybe all those men in the porn novels are Sweet Release users.

On a related topic I read a study that said that they tested women and those who had sex regularly felt happier and more content than those that didn't. And it wasn't the sexual activity that was responsible as women whose partners used condoms did not get that benefit. There is apparently some hormones in semen that women absorb that improves their mood. Of course here we are talking about vaginal sex, oral and anal sex weren't in the study so whether the same effect is there is unknown.

Of course this discussion is not what is usually found in the LSF so to get us back on topic I offer the following:

Attention: For best results all activities discussed in this Forum Topic should be preceded by a good sound spanking.

Well, that goes without saying! In fact, probably even participating in this discussion should have some consequences.

Food poisoning?

Well, that might be the logical one, but I was thinking more along the lines of a nice, hard spanking.

I don't think that it is possible to get food poisoning from oral sex. After all the body fluids the person is ingesting are very fresh and haven't had time to be attacked by the type of germs responsible for food poisoning. Other diseases yes, although far less common than other tranmission routes - food poisoning no.

When I was a young-un, a few ladies told me that it tasted minty. A few salty. One lady after the fun was over, I kissed her after a while. Yep, salty. Puts a new twist on swapping spit, huh?

Then there is always a tic-tac just be careful you don't lose it.

tiptopper

I wonder if cannibals ever get food poisoning? I mean it probably wouldn't be the fava beans or the chianti...