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30 days in Jail for Pat to the Bottom!

 
Guy
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#1 | Posted: 12 Jun 2013 21:52
A former major league (USA) football player patted his lawyers bottom in celebration when things seemed to be going his way in court. That so incensed the lady judge that she gave him 30 days in jail! How bizarre is that?

[url=http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2013/06/11/chad-johnson-lawyer-seeks-cu t-in-30-day-jail-term/2413129/][/url]

Wadesnickers
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#2 | Posted: 12 Jun 2013 22:11
Maybe she was jealous because she thought she was the only one patting the lawyers bottom.

Goodgulf
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#3 | Posted: 12 Jun 2013 22:51
Or maybe it he showed a disrespect for the court by treating it like a football field.

And maybe she didn't like him because he's on probation (which he violated) for domestic violence.

Personally, I wish that it had been his female attorney (standing beside the attorney who was patted) who got that pat-slap, but that's just me.

Goodgulf

CrimsonKidCK
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#4 | Posted: 13 Jun 2013 01:41
Wow, this is the first news story that I'll have discussed in both a pro football fans' forum and then in this Library!

Well, the judge had already agreed to the plea bargain arrangement, but apparently the laughter in her courtroom (including the bailifs) annoyed her, so she abruptly changed her mind.

Patting a 'teammate' on the butt for a 'good play' sometimes occurs in team athletic competition in the U.S.A., and IMHO Chad Johnson (formerly Ochocinco) was seemingly doing so out of respect for his lawyer's performance. (The guy was a flashy, attention-seeking player in the NFL, there's no question about that.) Johnson did it quickly and without any buffoonery, but nonetheless there was laughing at it in the courtroom, from both spectators and court personnel.

(I was never into the butt-patting stuff as a scholastic and collegiate athlete, although much later, while playing amateur tennis mixed doubles as an adult [but not with my wife], I might've been tempted to give a female teammate's derriere a tap with my racket--however, I didn't consider it appropriate, although IIRC I did a couple of times receive a light seat-smack with her racket from one of my mixed-doubles partners.)

While IMHO the young-looking, pretty blonde judge did overreact to the laughter, Johnson had gotten off overly easily for his original offense, head-butting his ex-wife in the face, because of his celebrity status and being able to afford top-of-the-line legal representation--so him being sentenced to jail time after all, that strikes me as a fair outcome.

As I noted yesterday in the fans' discussion forum, 'Her Honor' is welcome to slap my behind any time she wishes to... --C.K.

Dweebdotcom
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#5 | Posted: 13 Jun 2013 02:22
I've always said my Birthday is the one day of the year I can ask a total stranger to spank me without her having me arrested, I may need to re-think that.

 
 
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