Unusual Place Names

There are some good ones here!

Balls Cross, West Sussex.
Beer, near Seaton, Devon.
Blubberhouses, near Menwith Hill, North Yorkshire.
Blue Vein, near Box, Wiltshire.
Bottom Flash, near Winsford, Cheshire.
Briantspuddle, near Dorchester.
Brown Willy, Bodmin Moor, Cornwall.
Bullyhole Bottom, near Gaerllwyd, Monmouthshire.
Buttock, near Barley, Lancashire.
Cocklick End, near Slaidburn, Lancashire.
Cockup Bottom, near Bassenthwaite, Cumbria.
Cuckoo's Knob, near Wootton Rivers, Wiltshire.
Cold Blow, near Tenby, Pembrokeshire.
Dancing Dicks, near Hatfield Peverel, Essex.
Dog Village, near Exeter.
Donkey Town, near Camberley, Surrey.
Great Cockup, (mountain) near Bassenthwaite, Cumbria.
Great Snoring, near Walsingham, Norfolk.
Helions Bumpstead, near Saffron Walden.
Hen Poo, near Duns, west of Berwick-upon-Tweed. (name of lake)
Lickey End, near Bromsgrove, Worcestershire.
Lickham Bottom, near Hemyock, Devon.
Loose Bottom, near Falmer, East Sussex.
Pant, near Oswestry, Shropshire.
Pett Bottom, near Canterbury, Kent.
Piddlehinton, near Dorchester.
Pisser Clough, near Widdop, West Yorkshire
Pratt's Bottom, near Farnborough.
Sandy Balls, near Fordingbridge, Hampshire.
Scratchy Bottom, near Durdle Door, Dorset.
Slack Bottom, near Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire.
Titty Ho, Raunds, Northamptonshire.
Tomtit's Bottom, near Cowley, south of Cheltenham, Gloucestershire.
Tongue of Gangsta, Mainland of Orkney.

LOL I used to live in Raunds


And Saffron Walden... not too far away is Steeple Bumstead and Six Mile Bottom

Love these, thanks flops

I got my story Mooning in Butt Hole Rd from a real UK place name heheh. (Sadly tho it is now called Archers Way(sooo boring) cos residents were sick of all the mooners and the jokes!) Also KLSF PArty at the Spanker Inn was based on a real place in England. It is in Spanker Lane (yes a real street name in England!) I got inspiration for those stories by Googling "unusual street names in UK". There are some good ones here but they are Maori names and if pronounced correctly they can sound rude-ish if interpreted with European connotations. eg: Whakapipi would be pronounced in traditional Maori as: 'Fuckapeepee' without the rude connotations of English, of course! However all those lovely names in UK ending with bottom are just perfect for spanking story settings heheh!

It's surprising they're not more famous. I must admit I'd only heard of a couple of them, but that list is a very useful resource for writers of spanking stories.

Yes Great Snoring sounds like a right soporific tale I think I might write that next! hehhe

Maidenhead, New Jersey (since changed to Lawrenceville, after a Revolutionary War dead guy)

Taxi from Brown Willy to Scratchy Bottom please, avoiding Cuckoo's Knob.

What sort of disease causes that!?! hehehe Especially combined with a Cuckoos Knob? Sounds serious!

I must say Cockup Bottom sounds a rather dodgy place to reside as does Great Cockup hahahaha! Don't you just love British place names!!!!! One wonders what the original meanings behind some of these place names are! Ahh why bother when the modern interpretations are much more fun!

There was a street in Chopwell Co. Durham that used to be called Fannybush Lane but the residents complained till the council changed it, I would have paid extra poll tax for that address!

There's a place on the way from here to Salisbury called Clench, which always makes me laugh