10,000 members

The Kilahara Library of Spanking Fiction looks as if it will, very shortly, be welcoming its 10,000th member.

As a way of celebrating the achievement of the Institution as a whole, communally-minded bodies such as ours often mark such an occasion by offering the unwittingly fortunate, round-numbered newcomer some kind of reward.



Any ideas?

A spanking.

Designate someone to write a story with that person's 'real first name.' Of course we can let him/her know what to look out for. I always thought this idea would be fun anyway. If someone wanted a story written about them and their orientation type spanking. Don't know EM.

We can put him/her in the norty corner on the home page for looking at spanking stories. LOL Even on the bulletin board for extra humiliation.

This 10,000th person will register not knowing of this impending sensation. This might be a scary moment for someone who wishes to be anonymous as she reads our stimulating spanking stories. How about just a quiet welcome, let's skip the humiliation, after all, she doesn't know any of us.
Just saying- ain't SAYING!
IC

Do you know something we don't, IC?

I think a celebrity inductee should be chosen, and I would like to propose Rick Santorum who tried to get elected with a mandate to clamp down on porn on the Internet.

The Press would be invited and maybe he could be pictured holding a Certificate with"Ten Thousandth Member" on it, and he could give a speech praising the LSF for permitting free access to ideas without censorship.

Pink Angel would meet and greet and welcome him warmly to the community. Floppsy would provide him with volumes of reading material. Februs might show him around and introduce him to Mrs Thrashbottom. He would be made most welcome.

TheEnglishMaster
islandcarol

Yeah, like how do you know it's a SHE anyway. I think the one who came up with the idea in the first place should get the reward he deserves

We are almost there ... just need one more member to get to 10,000!

And what a treat awaits them! We have had some speciality LSF big pants manufactured (using surplus bits of canvas from a tent manufacturer). Here they are. Aren't they smashing? These are a collector's item - His and Her LSF underpants!

Congrats KLSF on a job well done! All the admin and volunteers have done a great job in making this site so successful. Also all the writers and viewers who have joined, some many years back, have had a excellent part in making this site so attractive and welcoming to new ones. Very well done indeed.

How come all the folks in the image are standing?

Seriously, now shouldn't a couple have their hands around their ankles???