Screwed over by Google yet AGAIN!

Hmmm, when I googled spankinglibrary, it takes me to domain.trekker com. They informed me that:

Earning $3,93 sounds funny.

I just tested this out out of curiosity ... februs, you will be delighted to know that when I entered spankinglibrary into googlechrome search engine, the spankinglibrary.tk was at the VERY TOP of the list...YAY!!! Either google has woken up and smelt the roses, or it KNOWS which site I visit the most!! He he!

Ok Februs, now we authors want a split of all this loot. I think with about 500 writers on site and calculating we should get at least 40% of the daily cash haul, that comes to 1.57. So dividing that by 500 equals $ 0.0123 per day. Over 30 days for monthly revenue for any one author equals $0.370 per month.

I think all of us writers could retire in about 5000 years if this keeps up and considering the economic climate right now that will be about 1000 years before I can retire from my present employment.

Ollie desperately scribbles more stories in an attempt to increase his share of the loot and be able to retire in perhaps only 800 years...

We can certainly provide authors with a share of the virtual loot. Of course, first we have to deduct real actual costs that we incur, i.e server fees, Pink's crisp allowance and so forth. I haven't put all the numbers in the spreadsheet as yet but should be able to let authors know how much they owe us shortly....

Is this crisp allowance an economical use of authors fees! Have we asked ourselves the really important question, how many validations per packet of crisps? Could the job be done by someone not consuming crisps and other luxurious sweetmeats? Whilst we authors have every confidence in the managements desire to seek economies I wonder whether you are allowing sentiment to cloud the issues? Talking of inefficiencies I haven't had a cheque all year! Bottle of something nice wouldn't go amiss either!!

When I googled Spanking Library, the first 4 threads were about a vendor of spanking clips. Next thread was about LSF from twitter. (I signed it). The next one sent me to a really nice review of LSF in a blog called The Smilingwithteeth News, where I left a nice comment and then, only on page 6 or 7 I found Spankingwiki entry with both correct URLs.

When I googled 'Library of Spanking Fiction', the first topic was the correct URL.

Quaint old English humour:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZkWL-XvO0U

The gag with the microphone was pure genius. Thanks for showing us the clip.

Sorry to hear of the problems! Anyone have thoughts on how to view stories from an iPad?