If you're not reading KFR's sweeping WWII love/spanking story (It starts with
"Calm Before the Storm") you are really missing something.
As I read it, I find myself imagining this wonderful and ambitious work written into screenplay and ending up as the first breakthrough mass-market blockbuster spanking chick movie.
To this end, I modestly suggest a title for that inevitable film. It's a title which will resonate with the target vanilla female market and is guaranteed to make the author rich and famous. Unfortunately, my title will also make a few folks here gag. It's the title of this thread.

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