PINK ANGELS BIG PINK BUM!! SHOCKING NEW PHOTO

Pink Angel. Thanks. But it was my impression that blimpy-bum is an ancient force of nature and immutable as such. Sorry.

That's what I've heard as well.

and with a vast, hairy bum too... poor old dear

POLITE NOTICE: Please remember we are here on this thread to express our dismay at the size of her Pinkness's huge pink bum not to make remarks about my age! Thank you!

I was just wondering how you know it is hairy...I mean how do you know

Hello OLD man, you awake after your afternoon snooze?

The thing is, no one seems to have any dismay about my luscious curves, most just want to whack em with something stingy and hey, no one loses that way

In fact, you can be my manager from now on Blimpy-big-bum

*sobs* sorry cs, I am still in therapy and can not answer that question Suffice to say it was all very traumatic

Yes, your Pinkness, I can understand that but is there a hairbrush or paddle big enough to cover such a vast area?

She doesn't know!! Don't you know CS Pink is as famous for telling porkies as she is for her BIG PINK BUM!

Maybe not in what's left of your lifetime but for the others.... yep if they put some effort in

Ooo hang on, yep thought so, that's your nurse calling, time for your bedbath and buttock wax... I heard 10,000 candles had been melted down specially for the occasion