PINK ANGELS BIG PINK BUM!! SHOCKING NEW PHOTO

Hotspur, I must be really slow on the uptake! You mean you actually called flopsy, floppy bum?!! I thought you were talking about calling some childhood pet, floppy bum! Most pet rabbits in my experience don't care what they are called! I am not surprised it didn't go down too well! In fact it is a miracle you didn't end up down the well or buried up to your neck in sand with the tide coming in! I must say I wouldn't upset flopsy for anything! Or anyone else for that matter!!!

Who is that, calling me floppy bum?! Be prepared to meet the same fate as Hotspur (I sent Miss Thrashbottom over to mince his testicles ... he sings castrato nicely now)

Blimp - I think blimpy bum is a lovely name for you. I googled blimp and was told it is 'a small airship' ... see - your bum really is HUGE

LOOK!!! In my younger days I was slim and handsome! Now I am older I am both less slim and less handsome but my BUM is normal size!!! Only thing HUGE around here is Pink's bum and your imagination, Flopsy!! PS I hope you are not being a treacherous BUNNY and switching sides!!

You expect anyone to believe that


What is normal for a HUGE airship anyway?


Nah, she will always be on my side, I control the key to the tuck box and the booze cupboard

Where ARE the single malt and cookies.

So all of you has expanded except your bum? Weird.

Well, exactly, where the hell are they!!

Safely locked in my cupboard your Pinkness!! We could tell from the photo that just one more cookie and those pink trousers will probably burst! You know Februs doesn't like his librarians drinking intoxicating spirits! It is low calorie Vimto for you from now on!!! And no more cookies ever!!!!

Regardless of how much fun this thread has been I must say that I am beloved of Pink Angel and would gladly paddle her bum (UK-ish for bottom for the rest of the civilized world) at any time. With single malts of high quality and cookies to die for as incentive for good behavior while over my lap.

twisted8

Awwww I like you twisted Now can you give Blimpy-bum some lessons on how to treat an angel please