Post-Rapture plans for the LSF?

...as well as Matthew 24:36 and at least two others. That's what makes this whole thing so silly and frankly, strange. Didn't that preacher read his own book? Didn't any of his flock tap him on the shoulder and say "what about this"?

Sorry PinkAngel, I won't be zeroing out my (unimpressive anyhow) bank accounts just yet. However, if anyone would like to leave their booze at my house for safekeeping...

Guy

What a generous offer, Guy, but I doubt that it would travel very well
- perhaps I mean that I should feel obliged to accompany it,
and I don't travel so well these days!
Why don't you come here, within a few miles of the Islay and Jura malts?

I Love reading these threads! Where else can I go and get my fix of comedy and fantasy all in one place? Thanks guys!!

Some of you have credit cards.....boy my banker told me anyone into spanking gets nothing but his butt warmed...maybe she just likes spanking me but I am going to complain anyway.

Actually for those of you who don't already know the world ended several years ago and this is all one big dream, the alien Martuk came back several years back, blew the place up because of the way his babies were treated and that was that. (See Martuck and His Babies if you have no idea of what I am talking about)

Anyway I strongly suggest everyone have another drink because when Martuck wakes up...thats it, we're toast....have fun while you can. LOL