PhilK:
suppose Blimp starts posting naked pics of himself....
And what if I do? I have often been told I should take up modelling! It may of course be a little late in the day for complete exposure but perhaps a tasteful shot of me posing at the beach at Blackpool might appeal. I don't know how old you are Phil but if you look as good as me when you are 59 and a bit, you will be doing very well!

This is not the first time you have made references to my physical appearance!! Obviously you have been listening to unreliable sources. Personally, I would take everything a certain crisp eating,

sherry drinking, member of the library staff says, with a large pinch of salt!
PS I am relying on you to keep me informed of any aliens seen in your neck of the woods!
njrick:
I was gonna suggest that then we'd all just need to get wider screened monitors..
My backside is a lot smaller than the average American ass that is for sure, Rick! I just need the one seat on an aeroplane!
