Februs:
Dear Mr Blimp,
You will be relieved to hear that the Pink one has not been offered the role of Complaints Dept Manager. I've just been shown the results of the role play exercises that were done with her and it's a definite no-no
Here is a small transcription from the recorded sessions:
It is great relief Februs. I don't want to appear vindictive but I do think you should try and be a little firmer with her in future! I mean, after all, this is a spanking library! Have you thought of something a little more hands on so to speak than rationing her crisps and sherry?
