Wow look what I found?

The pic of Blimp reminds me of the rude old navy joke: The vice of the Rear Admiral was the rear of the Vice Admiral....

Ha ha ha Nice one Phil you gave me a great laugh! (PS: No offence intended Blimp I am referring only to the cartoon)

Well I'm just Tech Support around here ... we don't seem to have a Complaints Dept, looks like we may need to appoint someone in the not too distant future though...

On a personal level, however, I would like to apologise for the degree of torment you are suffering at the hands of the Pink one... the only good news is that while she's picking on you she's less time to pick on me....

Unfortunately, no. Please correct.

While I'm about it - what is PINK about this angel, other than characteristics that would be shared with too many other women to be worth mentioning? I cannot see any indication that she is mildly left-wing.

Is that a department to MAKE them (in which case I'll be happy to volunteer) or a department to RECEIVE them (in which case I'm FAR too busy)?

I'll answer all complaints, stock answer: Get lost (or words to that meaning) you miserable whinger.

I also thought Pink Angel looked extremely desirable, and Blimp obviously works in admin otherwise known as Arse expanders, by those at the sharp end.

When I was much much younger and played right back for the faculty, I used to shout at my right winger "Get that fat arse moving you lazy ******." One of his more printable replies was it isn't a fat arse -they're 'lusty buttocks' you so and so." I always thought that was a rather nice description.

PS I'm watching in amazement Stoke utterly thrash Bolton.

I wouldn't say that she shares characteristics with all that number of women. An exquisite derriere like that is a rarity to be prized by viewer and possessor both.

Februs, What is the point in having a complaints department if PinkAngel is in charge of it? 99 per cent of the complaints are going to be about her anyway!! On a philosophical note what is angelic about the Pink one? I have yet to discover it!!

It would allow the elimination of that messy business of a middleman who would actually be expected to DO something about the complaints, particularly since with Pink that'd be pretty much wasted energy anyway.

Dear Mr Blimp,

You will be relieved to hear that the Pink one has not been offered the role of Complaints Dept Manager. I've just been shown the results of the role play exercises that were done with her and it's a definite no-no

Here is a small transcription from the recorded sessions:


Complainant: The site looks weird when I view it using my ten year old web browser.
PA: What do you want, a refund?

...

Complainant: Why have you changed (insert appropriate site feature here), I liked it the way it was.
PA: Sorry we're closed now, I have to feed my snakes. Come back later or better still, not at all.

...

Complainant: Why have you removed all the badly written porn from the story I submitted?
PA: Fekk off.

...

Complainant: I was flicking through stories at a rate of 20 a minute and now I'm blocked?
PA: And that is my problem how, exactly?

...

Complainant: Your site sucks.
PA: What-evvvv-err.

...

Seems you just can't get the staff any more *sigh*