Polls

It struck me today that this site is very different from many forums and blogs in that I have never seen one single poll here. In other places polls are a regular occurrence though sometimes overdone and tedious. But the occasional poll can be very entertaining and informative. Has anyone on the staff ever considered installing a poll feature?

The reason I ask is that I have some very nagging questions brewing in my twisted little mind.....and I wonder if taking a poll from the readers here could answer these gnawing queries very directly.

I'm sure we'd welcome people of all nationalities.

As long as the answers involves less then 4 words and I can make spanking paddles by connecting the dots. I ran into a pole once and the police asked lots of questions, is it the same thing...if so I don't think my insurance company will like it one bit and I must refuse

I like polls, I do loads of them on Facebook, so ask away, and do ignore the awful jokes, what is it about men and those type of jokes I wonder?

It sounds as if you had some specific questions that you wanted airing, kdpierre. Such as?

It's the 'little boy' in us.

The little boy in you, you mean, NJ. Some of us aim for a higher, more cerebral type of humour!

I think there needs to be a poll about that:

[ ] I think blimp aims for a higher, more cerebral type of humour

[ ] I think blimp is full of hot air

[ ] Who cares? Just send him to Ms Thrashbottom for a spanking

[ ] I don't have an opinion because I'm brain-dead.

[ ] Who's blimp?

Well, males have such terribly negative images as immature, loutish, irresponsible hedonists, concerned primarily with sex, alcohol, big-screen TVs and video games, that I suppose a few of us figure that there's nothing to lose by 'living down' to the stereotypes perpetuated by Madison Avenue, Hollywood and television producers.

Yes, there's always a 'little boy' within a male's psyche too, but some little boys can be caring and considerate--on occasion, anyway... --C.K.

Apparently so. These results just in from this scientific poll:

I think blimp aims for a higher, more cerebral type of humour
1 1.1%

I think blimp is full of hot air
19 21.6%

Who cares? Just send him to Ms Thrashbottom for a spanking
54 61.4%

I don't have an opinion because I'm brain-dead.
6 6.8%

Who's blimp?
8 9.1%