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	flopsybunny Head Librarian England SUBSCRIBER Posts: 2136	#1 \| Posted: 6 Mar 2011 20:45
The Library Lost Property cupboard is bulging at the seams. You really wouldn't believe the things that people leave behind. Given that no-one has collected any of the following items, they are all going free to a good home. We just need some help to identify who would like what. Suggestions please Chattering Teeth Willy Hoop-lah chicken shagger apron Clone Your Own Chocolate Willy Kit Boob Apron Space Hopper bulls head packed lunch Naked fat man apron fireman's penis cake Bogeyman keyring Old Fart mug donkey slippers Inflatable T Rex singing pig sock puppet

	TheEnglishMaster Author England SUBSCRIBER Posts: 836	#2 \| Posted: 6 Mar 2011 21:00
Flopsy, how COULD you? I gave you that Chicken-shagger apron for Christmas! Tsk! The ingratitude! It'll be hankies again next time. And I'm surprised you haven't snapped up the singing pig sock puppet yourself, to remind you of Harriet in the classic 'Muriel and the Pig' (available, readers, from all good Spanking Library outlets). P.S. Was the plug OK?

	Raptor Author Canada Posts: 70	#3 \| Posted: 7 Mar 2011 04:37
I think the inflatable T-rex is hot!

	PinkAngel Assistant Librarian Scotland Posts: 1838	#4 \| Posted: 7 Mar 2011 09:50
I definitely know who owns the old fart mug and the donkey slippers As for the chattering teeth, well I think Rick sounded a bit below par yesterday when pleading his case for not being murdered, perhaps these are his

	jools Author New_Zealand Posts: 801	#5 \| Posted: 7 Mar 2011 10:08
Perhaps you should give the donkey slippers to Mrs Thrashbottom if no-one claims them..they look like they could produce a fearsome slap!

	corncrake Author Scotland Posts: 348	#6 \| Posted: 7 Mar 2011 10:46
The bull's head packed lunch must surely belong to cheery : the essential accompaniment to his long walks.

	PinkAngel Assistant Librarian Scotland Posts: 1838	#7 \| Posted: 7 Mar 2011 10:54
I think I am gonna have nightmares now I just had am image of my favourite Blimp person, wearing the boob apron while bouncing up and down on the space hopper... Please send all donations towards my subsequent counselling to... PinkAngel, C/O LSF, thanks

	blimp Author England Posts: 1366	#8 \| Posted: 7 Mar 2011 11:36
You don't need counselling PinkAngel you just need firm guidance! Any donations should instead be sent to me so I can afford that space hopper!! I am not sure about the boob apron, it may be a little undignified!

	njrick Author USA SUBSCRIBER Posts: 2976	#9 \| Posted: 7 Mar 2011 12:29
PinkAngel: s for the chattering teeth, well I think Rick sounded a bit below par yesterday I have all of my teeth, thank you. blimp: PinkAngel you just need firm guidance! I couldn't agree more! blimp: I am not sure about the boob apron, it may be a little undignified! Ya THINK?

	flopsybunny Head Librarian England SUBSCRIBER Posts: 2136	#10 \| Posted: 7 Mar 2011 17:54
TheEnglishMaster: Flopsy, how COULD you? I gave you that Chicken-shagger apron for Christmas! Tsk! The ingratitude! It'll be hankies again next time. And I'm surprised you haven't snapped up the singing pig sock puppet yourself, to remind you of Harriet in the classic 'Muriel and the Pig' (available, readers, from all good Spanking Library outlets). P.S. Was the plug OK? Oh no! You weren't supposed to notice that. (Anyway a second hand chicken shaggers apron is a bit suspect if you ask me) Great pig plug thank you

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