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flopsybunny
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England
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Posts: 2157		 #1 | Posted: 18 Feb 2011 18:27
I got some junk mail in the post today, and I had to laugh because it was so ridiculous - apparently you wear these special pads on your feet, and while you are asleep, the pads suck out all the toxins and build up of fluids from your body - and ... this is the best bit - by this method you can loose 45 pounds in weight - through your feet!!

Excuse me while I roll about laughing

PinkAngel
Female Author
Scotland
Posts: 1843		 #2 | Posted: 18 Feb 2011 18:28
Ooo but they are sposed to come off all black and dirty the next morning - even on clean feet lol - so as to prove the detox effect.... Aye right

flopsybunny
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England
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Posts: 2157		 #3 | Posted: 18 Feb 2011 18:30
Maybe your feet fall off?

PinkAngel
Female Author
Scotland
Posts: 1843		 #4 | Posted: 18 Feb 2011 18:32
flopsybunny:
Maybe your feet fall off?

Only way I can think of to lose 45 pounds

flopsybunny
Female Head Librarian
England
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Posts: 2157		 #5 | Posted: 18 Feb 2011 18:33
Boy - you must have BIG feet!! LOL

PinkAngel
Female Author
Scotland
Posts: 1843		 #6 | Posted: 18 Feb 2011 18:40
flopsybunny:
Boy - you must have BIG feet!! LOL

Well I was including the rather large Birman cat that is always sat on my feet

Anyway, bet you ordered a job lot

flopsybunny
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England
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Posts: 2157		 #7 | Posted: 18 Feb 2011 18:44
PinkAngel:
Anyway, bet you ordered a job lot

At £55 for a 50 day supply ?
Hey - we should try it out on your cats feet! Purely as an experiment

PinkAngel
Female Author
Scotland
Posts: 1843		 #8 | Posted: 18 Feb 2011 18:59
Hehehe why not

TheEnglishMaster
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England
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Posts: 863		 #9 | Posted: 18 Feb 2011 19:47
flopsybunny:
At £55 for a 50 day supply ?

I was going to say - the only 45 pounds you'd lose would be sterling ones!

Mind you, if you slept for a month ...

Twinklybum
Male Member
England
Posts: 40		 #10 | Posted: 18 Feb 2011 21:10
I would be happy to lose the weight, rescue the cat to hope to begin to replace the latish Twinkle, and to watch our librarians sparring face to feet . My money is on the fat one -who owns up?
Tbum

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