Miss Thrashbottom's Christmas Quiz

You're going to be talking to her stern? In that case, let your slipper do the talking.

I most certainly am. If you are not doing anything this evening you might like to pop round and help. What with tarantula's, man eating snakes and Her Pinkness at the end of it all a little moral support may come in handy!!!

PS You can go first Rick. I shall be guarding your retreat!!!

Well luckily I fed the snakes last night but Tabitha does look a tad peckish



Such a wuss Blimpy

Nonsense!! I am just lulling you into a false sense of security!

blimp

Do your worst

Signed Confident Angel

You need to learn to fight your own battles, my friend. Or in this case, spank your own tormenters.

Oh I see! Your attitude reminds me of that expressed in the well known Sassoon poem! You are all ready to speed "glum heroes" up the line to meet their maker whilst you take a back seat, having of course advised me to be stern with her!! If you've got cold feet whilst not come out and say it!!!!!!!!!!

That's not it at all. It's YOU she called out, not me. I have FAR too much honor to step in and spank a bottom that properly deserves a thrashing by another man. Now get to it, man - we haven't got all day!

Now look here Rick! If you need a drink first I am sure we can find something to give you a little Dutch courage!! And remember I shall be right behind you every step of the way!!

Right, I promise I haven't looked at the other answers, so here's my pathetic attampts:

5a Dotheboys Hall
5c Rugby School
11 A type of whip
13 a reed
17 The barrel of a cannon
20 A coal shovel

I know, pathetic. It just shows that I don't read any spanking literature - so what am I doing here?