Thank You!

The best one I remember is take a lick of salt, followed by a shot of tequila (from the bottle, no need for glasses) then bite hard on a slice of lemon. A few of those should put you in the party mood! But remember speed is of the essence with this, so no dawdling. Drink it down and the last one to fall over hasn't been doing it properly!

I also think the people here are warm, inviting, and nice. "Thank You".

Now if you really want to get blitzed fast....moonshine is the way to go. Add it to a 1/2 glass of cheap wine and your on your way.