Stuff and Nonsense – Do you recognize anyone ...?

On a dark, cold night in December, the Kilahara Library of Spanking Fiction was burgled. Some dastardly intruder broke in through the lavatory window, and scared the pants off Mr Blimp, who was busy minding his own business. They then ransacked the staff offices and made off with three bottles of sherry, a bluepencil, a flopsy bunny, and the Pink Angel off the top of the Christmas tree.

City police were very busy having their toenails buffed, so Corporal turned up instead and began to investigate.
"Look at these footprints, Guys! I suspect this crime was perpetrated by a barefootamateur. Discipline is SorelyNeeded and shall be administered as soon as she is caught."

"Do you have any other suspects?" asked Linda, anxious for the return of the sherry.

"Yes. Sebastian said his AuntCarla saw a tallguy24 tiptoppering about on the roof, next to a red-arsed CrimsonKid and a flowerchild wearing pinkfluff. In their haste to get away, they dropped a swagbag which went rollin down the hill, where it was apprehended by TheEnglishMaster waving his swishswitch."

... Feel free to continue, anyone

Linda's face twisted8 with anxiety. She turned to her friend. "Katie. Be alert. They could still be lurking."
"Abbsolutely not," said Corporal. "There'll be a good gulf between them and us by now, though I think they're travelling by lwnmower. I'll dial Chelsea 1234 and see if there's a turk involved. Windows of loos appeal to them. And it must've been a titch too."
"Oh dear!" moaned Linda. "I'll never be cheery again!"

Who am I?

A state of happiness
A lack of rigidity
Is full of hot air
Is firstly a good colour for a smacked bottom and secondly a heavenly being
Is firstly an even better colour for a smacked bottom and secondly a young goat
Is small of stature
A resident of the Ottoman empire
Is the second month of the year in the Gregorian calendar
Is the name of one who is waiting
Means God is gracious
Is burnt in November
Was a Christian saint and a King of Portugal

Hey! I resemble that remark!

I like this kind of puzzle, but I'm not very good at it.

I see Pink Angel, Crimson Kid, turk, Guy, maybe Flopsy?

And njrick, when I saw that clue, I thought of you too!

You have know idea how much I appreciate that.

Don't worry njrick, you are in excellent company. Nothing wrong with hot air! We Blimp's are all windbags !
Yes, Linda all of your selections are correct but there is one I am surprised you have missed!!!? Perhaps a little more sherry may be needed!

I see the saintly Sebastian in there, and possibly Februs

I've been looking at this stuff all week and admire all the imaginative people who can figure this kind of stuff out. It sure is fun! But I'm a dull boy and will have to kick back and watch the show. Thanks to all but especially to flopsy & TEM for getting their imaginations in gear.