Februs! Please keep your staff under proper control!!

I have called in my good friend Professor Bore, the well known amateur detective, and after a painstaking search of the crime scene, he found a large number of empty sherry bottles, leaving him in no doubt whatsoever..............that it was definitely one of them! I hope that is of some help in identifying the culprit or culprits responsible, Februs.

Interesting that Blimp was the first to complain........

Well well. I was just going to commiserate with staff about all that white stuff being dumped on them by that practical joker, Mother Nature. But. It sounds like to me, to paraphrase Jerry Lee Lewis, that a whole lot of spanking should be going on!
Can I watch?

I hope I am known on this library as being a reasonable man. I have been advised, by someone who shall remain nameless, to duck in future!!! I don't want anyone to blame themselves but the first time I was nearly hit by a snowball I was engaged in the act of dunking a ginger biscuit in my twinings afternoon tea. Surprised by the projectile, the biscuit slipped from my grasp and fell to the bottom of the cup!! I shall of course be seeking damages when the offenders are discovered!

I happen to think it is somehow related to the dreaded killer sheep disease. Fortunately, I have advised Februs of the effective antidote to this scourge.

I'm trying to imagine how those monogrammed panties will look on Februs.

Now come on let's not go there!! I have nothing against a little mild perversion but......Really Guy, that is such a priceless thought to end the day with.

I think I have whiplash

Rap. You got whiplash from this? Raptors must not be as big as I thought.