Good news, everybody! This is so wonderful that I *just* have to share it with you. Last evening (it is now Saturday morning, November 27th) I received my first *real* spanking in roughly 45 years! Yes, the real thing! I received my first and, up until yesterday, only spanking in my life when I was about 8 years old. That time it was my best friend´s father who got angry with me and spanked me, without asking my parents (who were not nearby) for permission (my own parents never spanked me, they were Swedish and "modern", you see). Well, yesterday my bottom was reacquainted with the "heavy hand"!
My teacher, and about 12 of my fellow students, at the job training program which I am attending were having a party. We were sitting in the living room of my teacher´s (his name is Tomas) apartment. Tomas and Susanne (whom I have no relationship with, she is just a fellow student) were sitting on the sofa. I and all the others had been drinking quite a lot. so we were all quite tipsy. And also, it turned out, *I* was a little bit courageous that evening.
Now, the thing is, my teacher and all my fellow students know about the fact that I am a "deep" spanko. I have spent much of the time at the coffee and lunch breaks at the school, regaling my two teachers (the other teacher´s name is Esa, but he was not at the party, for some reason) and my fellow students with stories about my spanking fantasies, about the most recent additions to my library of spanking related books, about how I think that kids today need more spanking (juvenile delinquency is sky-high in Sweden nowadays - my own wife is afraid to go outside alone after dark) and so forth. I must have cracked *many*, many dozens of jokes involving spanking and cp for the benefit of my fellow students and the teachers over the course of the last three months (I began attending this job training program in late August). Well, so my point is this. That everyone at the party knew that I was "that crazy spanking fiend from Stockholm" (I had also told my colleagues about the fact that I am a recovered psychotic, so they think that I am a little bit crazy also, in addition to being a spanko!).
Well, what happened at the party? I am sure that you have guessed by now! I had been drinking heavily. I cracked a joke that was in bad taste (don´t ask me what the joke was, since I had been drinking I don´t remember any fine details like that). Tomas and Susanne got angry with me because of the inappropriate joke. And they began trying to pull me over their laps (they were sitting side by side on the sofa, I was sitting on a chair immediately to the left of the sofa)!
At first I resisted, due to my instincts. But then I had an idea. Since I had a reputation for being such a "crazy spanko", wouldn´t it be a good idea to "act in character" - to practice the virtue of integrity, so to speak? So I went along with what was happening. I wound up with my bottom facing upwards on Susanne´s lap (she was sitting to the left of Tomas), and with my head on Tomas´ lap. And then, of course, Susanne began spanking me with her right hand! The room erupted in laughter! And Susanne spanked me with enthusiasm! My steady stream of jokes about spanking, which she had been hearing seemingly without end for three months running, had begun to bug her. I had gotten on her nerves, so to speak, by dwelling on that subject, spanking, so much for so long.
So she exacted a cruel revenge on me, now that she had the chance. She spanked me really hard! It hurt! I put my right hand behind me to protect me, but that did not help. The spanking still hurt! I tried to get up - but Tomas held me down resolutely - and he was a strong man. He must have thought that I really deserved this! The chickens were coming home to roost at long last! Well, after about a minute of hard spanking I was permitted to get up.
And it *had* been a lot of fun, despite the fact that it had hurt! I suppose that my well-deserved spanking was the high point of that party. The spanking occurred at around 6:00 PM. I did not get home from the party until midnight. So my bottom had stopped stinging by then, and I had no trouble at all getting some much needed sleep. But right now I am feeling a tad of a hangover. I rarely drink much - but. hey, this was supposed to be a party! I wonder if the whole thing would have been even *more* fun if Susanne had worked up the temerity to pull my pants down and do that spanking thing bare-bottom?!!! Ouch! |