rollin:
As to this whole deal about football, it is played by guys in helmets and pads who pass, run, block and tackle and have names like Peyton, Eli and LaDanian. That other game is called soccer.
Well, that's American-style football, also played (at the pro level) by guys like Pisa Tinoisamoa, Michael Hoomanawanui, T.J. Houshmandzadeh and Ndamukong Suh... --C.K.