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TheEnglishMaster
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Posted: 14 Oct 2022 10:04
robert1950
Given such a vividly evocative description of the library and her inhabitants, I can't believe you're not a writer here yourself.
DianaMiller
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#22
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Posted: 14 Oct 2022 14:07
Alef:
As the authors don't get paid, one has to tickle their vanity to keep them writing. Experience shows that nothing tickles their vanity better than serving them single malts while they recline in the leather chairs and look dreamingly at the mahogany walls. Cheap trick, but it works every time.
Might this be why I haven't written anything decent lately...
Alef
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#23
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Posted: 14 Oct 2022 14:12
DianaMiller
They also have crisps and stale cookies!
DianaMiller
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Netherlands
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#24
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Posted: 14 Oct 2022 14:17
Those might do the trick, @Alef!
stevenr
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#25
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Posted: 14 Oct 2022 15:25
Alef:
iller They also have crisps and stale cookies!
Might these crisps and stale cookies be the reason Sammi was in the ladies room in the first place?
flopsybunny
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Posted: 14 Oct 2022 16:40
stevenr:
Might these crisps and stale cookies be the reason Sammi was in the ladies room in the first place?
I told her not to eat the ones that were a year out of date
RosieCheeks
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England
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#27
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Posted: 14 Oct 2022 17:49
Well the burglar is to be more pitied than blamed, stealing a few bottles of alcohol, yet leaving the extensive literary masterpieces in the library itself, the burglar is a bent nosed, lacking of good taste fool i say.
stevenr
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Posted: 14 Oct 2022 22:15
flopsybunny:
I told her not to eat the ones that were a year out of date
That's our flopsybunny, always concerned about others health.
njrick
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Posted: 14 Oct 2022 22:39
stevenr:
flopsybunny:
I told her not to eat the ones that were a year out of date
Exactly. I believe there are instructions posted to eat the the out-of-date crisps and cookies within the first three months of being provided, before they hit the 6 months expired mark.
flopsybunny
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Posted: 14 Oct 2022 23:13
njrick:
Exactly. I believe there are instructions posted to eat the the out-of-date crisps and cookies within the first three months of being provided, before they hit the 6 months expired mark.
It sounds like she might have eaten some of the older ones with the pretty blue mould growing on them
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