Is your car one of 50 shades of grey?

I won't lie, I stole this from ISIHAC on FB, but I thought the idea might amuse many on here.

Car names can be a bit boring, but do you ever think of things like the Ford S-Max? Or perhaps a Porsche Ca Rear ra?

I'm on the lookout for a nice Seat!

Presumably a red one.

We have two cars in two different shades of grey, and I have observed that Kia is an author here. In the old days, I would have liked to spank a Hillman Minx and perhaps an Imp, too.

I know many get excited every time Mercedes Benz...

I also used to wonder how many spankos went out and bought a Renault Megane in the early noughties...

What about the Clio?
"Papa?" "Nicole?" Now that was a girl worth spanking!