TessaAlbedo:
Now I'm thinking of a mostly first person story told from the point of view of a cat.
Goodgulf
Ah, I'm writing from the point of view of a cat that doesn't really care about the humans who live in his apartment. They exist to open food cans, change his litter box, and to pet him - but only a certain amount of petting!
I've just gotten to the start of the spanking, and when it's suggested that a different form of discipline could be used the cat laughs inside - knowing that the subject has never, ever been disciplined. Why no one has pointed the spray bottle at the subject, must less spray water in the subject's face!
Meanwhile, a joke version of a cuckoo clock is about to go off - sometime today - and the cat is waiting for the "prey" to emerge from the box so he catch it. Or at least figure out how to jump high enough to get it.