Spanko jokes

I just heard some great spanko jokes and I thought I would share them. Did you hear about the sub that thought a college graduation was a BDSM party? She heard they were giving out Master degrees! Why was the female sub so proud of herself? She heard she was THE BOTTOM of her class!.Thanks have a great day
Jim

Jim, those were horrible. And when I get the chance I will repeat them as often as possible.

Harrassed top: You don't like your spankings feeble, and you don't like them brutal. There's just no pleasing you!

Where's the *groan emoticon? Those should have been in a Christmas Cracker! Made me smile.

Here's a thought that might go though, how about "Fillers for Christmas Crackers at a BDSM Christmas Dinner"? Maybe some thoughts on the food to be served too?

There are already 'Kinky Crackers' (I think they're called). I believe their fillings include flavoured condoms, butt plugs, lube, nipple clamps, thumb cuffs, bullet vibrators, blindfolds and sex dice.

As for the food, how about a Christmas pudding which, instead of having sixpences, wedding bells, bachelor's buttons and similar traditional tokens concealed in it, had (for example) miniature paddles, slippers, tawses etc instead. The lucky/unlucky person who found the token in their portion of pud, would have to offer the token to one of their fellow-diners - and their bottom for a spanking with its real-life equivalent!

(I wish I'd thought of this earlier - I could have made a Christmas story out of it!)

Well, Mardi Gras will be coming shortly, and a traditional Mardi Gras cake has a baby token in it--I'm not certain what it means for the celebrant who discovers it in his/her piece of cake though.

You could certainly write a story in which the baby-token finder has to undergo a spanking from someone of his/her choosing, or he/she gets to administer one to someone whom he/she chooses. Possibly the finder could even have the choice of being the spanker or spankee for a person of his/her choice.

Damn, this sounds like an interesting account.. --C.K.

Masochist: Spank me.
Sadist: No.

Geoffrey

Yes, I remember that one at school. Some of us (of whom I was one) tried to pretend that we didn't understand it. Especially if we thought it might apply to us....

You've left out the punchline, Geoffrey.

Masochist: Spank me.
Sadist: No.
Masochist: Ohhh - thank you!

PhilK

It's a long time since I heard that one, and don't remember your punchline. Very good.

Geoffrey Stirling.