Santa Letters

Saw an ad for parents to purchase letters from Santa. I wish there was a way for "Parents" or Gurdians to purchase letters, for their "littles" from Santa's brother. You know, the one who administers switchings, etc to those in Need.

It sounds like you've found a gap in the market - and, in the Library, a stable of authors capable of writing suitable letters. Now all you need is funding - perhaps you should approach The Dragon's Den?

Alternatively, you've got the germ of an interesting Christmas spanking story there...

That sounds a bit like Père Fouettard, a.k.a. the "Whipping Father".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%A8re_Fouettard

Or Knecht Ruprecht - Santa's man servant - who gave switches for the parents to switch the kid with.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knecht_Ruprecht

Or Belsnickel - who doesn't go with Santa, making his own trips. "he carries a switch in his hand with which to beat naughty children, but also pocketsful of cakes, candies, and nuts for good children."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belsnickel

Modern stories have including a Mrs. Claus who spanks, or an elf who spanks naughty bottoms to move someone to the nice list.

I can see two types of letters. One set by people writing in about their children, coworkers, niece or nephew, inlaws, etc asking the Christmas spanker to visit someone, the other set being warning letters from the spanker to targets saying "You're on the naughty list - if you don't change I will <describe upcoming spanking>".

And thank you for the idea. Now I might have Christmas story ready for this year, or maybe next year.

Goodgulf
I've been told that I'm something of a muse.

The story may not make it up to the site before Christmas, but the most recent Spank Shop that has just been submitted has a related theme.

While we are on the topic, we should remember Krampus from Germany, who is said to have used birches to punish the bad children. He accompanied St. Nicholas in his rounds on St. Nicholas Day.

I wonder if anyone was really ever birched by someone dressed as Krampus.