flopsybunny:
Not exactly my idea of a dominatrix
The 'slave's a bit underwhelming as well:
'She said she wanted to be publicly humiliated so I was going to take her to a local beauty spot where the walkers go. We thought we would give them something to laugh at... But we were running out of time and decided to go for a drink in The Mill. I was going to walk her on a dog lead, but she got embarrassed with everyone looking at us. 
Also...it's strange that the pub owner should assume this was a planned and mercenary attempt to "embarrass small local businesses"... I've never seen a business blush.