Brosse6:
they skipped over all the naughty bits in the Bible
That's my experience as well. We never even opened the old testament at school, which I can well understand when I read it as an adult. There is a major possibility that none of us would have grown up to be a Christian, had we read that stuff. I for instance have become fond of this anecdote:
According to the Bible, three of these four actions are punishable by death. Which one isn't?
a) Picking up sticks on a Sunday
b) Raping a woman
c) Making fun of a bald priest
d) Not being a virgin bride
And if you know your Bible, it's of course only b) raping a woman, that is not serious enough to render the death penalty. If you have raped a woman, you should of course marry her, because your offspring are your property, not hers. Unless of course it turns out that she wasn't a virgin when you raped her. If so, you must bring her to the door of her father's house and together with all men of the town stone her to death to purge the evil from among you. If you have dipped your weiner in half the town before you get married, it of course doesn't matter, because you're a man.
The Bible is of course a bit special. There are so many rather weird passes, in particular in the old testament, that the foreword would probably have to be hundreds of pages.