Youtube home chefs

I enjoy cooking and often watch Youtube videos posted by ordinary people on how they make various dished.

The great spin off from this is often the ladies making the videos are delightful, busty, strong armed, middle-aged matriarchs who wave their wooden spatulas and spoons around a lot, sometimes very aggressively.

Ideal candidates to give you a great meal and a sound spanking.

I like using the stout armed matriarch as a spanker in my stories, 'the sort of woman one was pleased to learn was the cook in a restaurant one was about to eat in. '

Yesterday on Youtube I was watching a sturdy grandma of Polish descent in Pennsylvania whacking away with a wooden spatula at some vegetables she was frying. I was thinking to myself that a trip over her knee would be rather painful if she got cross with you.

She had a wonderful 'no nonsense' attitude to her cooking, which would without doubt translate into a serious scolding if she was not amused with your behaviour.