Essential Services

Does someone who offers corporal punishment provide "Essential Services" which allows her to remain in business in those jurisdictions that have restrictions in these trying times?

Unfortunately, I doubt the authorities would view the essentiality of this service in the same way as the recipients do.

A pertinent question, Cindy. I can't speak for anywhere else, but here in the UK, due perhaps to the large number of old-Etonians at the top of government, CP was one of the first key services to be given the highest "Essential" rating.

Practitioners do, of course, have to abide by the 6-feet distancing protocol, as a result of which we've seen extensive hoarding of paddle, slipper and strap extensions, as well as of extra long canes. But the trouble is that you just can't get an appointment, despite thousands of Dommes coming out of retirement to meet public needs. You wait hours on the phone only to get cut off, and online is no better - I was 564,313th in the queue for Miss Brown when I joined 10 days ago, and I'm still in 6 figures this afternoon. As for spanking-machines, they sold out within hours of the first rumours of a lockdown, though I did read yesterday that the government has ordered an extra two million from South Korea, so there is some hope on the horizon.

That's the situation here, Cindy - how about you?

Stay safe and stay sore.

TheEnglishMaster
Ten out of ten for a superb comment.

I work in the grocery business and spend my days in supermarkets. I've seen more than a few customers I'd like to send to visit some of my old Principals or teachers to be taught some lessons in manners. If you've read some of my stories I'm sure you could figure out what kind of teaching methods they would use and the tools they would employ.

Perhaps if these methods could be employed on those not maintaining proper social distance the message might get through.

According to press reports a certain well known footballer in England was telling the fans to stay in quarantine at home, but was having hookers call on him at his luxury apartment so that him and his mate could have some bonking time.

Brosse6
In view of yesterday's discussion about language that reminds me of an episode of After Henry when the granddaughter had been to a film with 'lots of bonking' and the grandmother assumed that as 'le banque' meant the bank in French that the film was about French banking so took her friend and her friend's banking nephew to see it.

I understand that several jurisdictions—the identity of which I am not certain—have issued clarifications. Spank-in service is prohibited until further notice but drive-up window service (where the customer offers his/her naughty bottom through the open car door window) is permitted.

In our state, drive-thru gun stores, drive-thru liquor stores, drive-thru stores that sell guns, liquor, and cigarettes, hair and nail salons, barbers, and medical marijuana dispensaries are considered "essential". Disclaimers: Your social spacing may vary. Not valid in all states. Not valid in combination with other offers. Complainers will not be spanked, but will be harassed by insurance sales people until they wish they had been.